“I’m great,” the Lion said – “I reign

The monarch of the wood and plain!”

The Elephant replied: “I’m great –

No quadruped can match my weight.

“I’m great – no animal has half

So long a neck!” said the Giraffe.

“I’m great,” the Kangaroo said – “see

My femoral muscularity!”

The ‘Possum said: “I’m great – behold,

My tail is lithe and bald and cold!”

An Oyster fried was understood

To say: “I’m great because I’m good!”

Each reckons greatness to consist

In that in which he heads the list.

And Vierick thinks he tops his class

Because he is the greatest ass.

                                  Arion Spurl Doke